The Project Team – Funny Quotes

Posted: July 29, 2009 in General

Recently some quotes struck my mind from a forwared email. It is basically , i think, 100% true , even though described in as a  funny way.

See:

  1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby
    in One month
  2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine
    babies in one month
  4. Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
  5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
    if no man and woman are available
  6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or
    woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources
  7. Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is
    delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
  8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
    produce a baby.And lastly……
  9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
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